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THE CHURCH OF GOLDMAN SACHS – circa 2008



History

Known appropriately for its painfully leveraged and risk laden ‘investments’, Unit 731 of Goldman Sachs represents the pinnacle of high finance. Born from the vision of our beloved Chairman Blankfein (Neural Server Replicate 8.x/2518), this division sought to exploit growth opportunities in spite of the ever increasing presence of the UEE. It is for that reason that GS takes pride in the unit’s early success regarding toxic asset manipulation during the First Tevarin War*, forever solidifying the group’s presence as an industry leader.

Across the last four centuries, GS Unit 731 has defined what it means to ride the bull and skin the bear. Our clients recognize that passion, entrusting us their assets even with our unorthodox investment strategies**. The accomplishments Unit 731 has made, coupled with the continued dedication of our staff, shall shape the future of the human condition into the centuries to come.

Recent Reports:

- 2947.9.05_10.25SET [Results of minerals l-p on Tanga I ^ Tanga. Closed Position in 2911.].doc

- 2947.9.02_13.00SET [Returns from put-options on New Corvo based insurance corporations. 2945.].doc

- 2947.7.21_11.20SET [Prospectus on the potential economic impact of splicing Human/Xi’an RNA in embryos. 2530.].doc

- 2947.4.29_08.50SET [Unfortunate loss of intern during high-value cargo run; lessons learned. 2941.].doc

- 2946.12.13_20.00SET [Prison labour effect on anti-matter prices. Support for Sen. Clay Harren proposal. 2945.].doc

- 2946.10.17_12.00SET [Results of biochemical venture on Xis ^ Kellog. Closed Position in 2794.].doc

- 2946.09.09_21.10SET [Increased value of land holdings on Indra 1A ^ Indra due to new construction opportunities.2923.].doc

- 2946.09.09_21.05SET [Unknown virus kills Xi’an residents around city slums on Indra 1A ^ Indra; medical facility analysis. 2923.].doc

- 2946.05.10_15.45SET [Upgrade Terra ^ Terra retired clients to platinum-elite subscription; resident longevity dec. 19%. 2880.].doc

*Our firm maintains that Unit 731, contrary to unfounded reports by now defunct media outlets, had in no way committed SEC/DSE infractions, nor violated any precept of UEE War Conventions concerning privateer restrictions. Unit 731 did not have any inside/illicitly obtained knowledge about any series of decisions made by the leadership of either species leading up to the initiation of war. Further questions may be referred to Goldman Sachs Legal Department.

**Statements of holdings and activities are released on a conditional basis in accordance with relevant doctrine. No guarantee may be issued on the time or breadth of published material. Further questions may be referred to Goldman Sachs Legal Department.

DISCLAIMER: PAST EARNINGS ARE NOT GUARANTEE OF FUTURE PERFORMANCE. DATA ON THIS PORTAL IS NEITHER AN OFFER TO SELL SECURITIES NOR THE SOLICITATION OF AN OFFER TO BUY SECURITIES. THE DATA, ESTIMATES AND EXPRESSIONS OF OPINION HEREIN ARE SUBJECT TO ALTERATION WITHOUT NOTICE, AND THE POSTING OF INFORMATION ON THIS PORTAL DOES NOT IMPLY THAT THERE HAS BEEN NO SUCH CHANGE TO THE PRESENT INFORMATION SINCE ITS DATE OF ORIGINAL ENTRY. UNIT 731 REPORTS DIRECTLY TO VICE CHAIRMAN MALCADORACTING SIGILLITE TO CHAIRMAN BLANKFEIN (NEURAL SERVER REPLICATE 24.X/2915).

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