The Great Bagel Bombardment / BAGEL

BAGEL has existed since before even the first messengers of deceit spread lies of false Bagel Carriers to silence the masses. Knowing only through a unified effort may the truth ever be known, the followers of BAGEL work tirelessly to bring the true Bagel Carrier to reality.

Military Order:
Commanded by Bagelmeisters since the dawn of time, the legendary Bagel Carrier has existed since before consciousness. Seeing that the only way forward for the human race would be to model their own defensive ships after the Bagel Carrier, the Bagelmeisters revealed themselves to the UEE to ensure the unseen forces working against BAGEL would not succeed.

Civilian Order:
Many civilian followers of the Grand Bagel disguised themselves in plain sight for millennia as bakers. Cooking the symbol of its greatness in dough ensured all would know the Grand Bagel’s visage, even if they did not know its meaning. Having finally come out of hiding, bakers who knew of the Grand Bagel’s perfection became inspired, cooking foods to realize its form in ways never before seen.

Faithful Order:
The modern Mithraeum of the Omniscient Bagel has been dated back to the early 23rd century on planet Earth. Driven out of their previous places of worship and into hiding by those who sought halt the rise of BAGEL, the order’s followers were forced to build their halls below ground. With the revelation of the Omniscient Bagel finally known to the world, Adjuncts of the Mithraeum set to work producing great arts to shower the people in its glory.