Inverted-Y / EMPORIUM

SMARTNESIS
In the beginning Tory created the dome and the Earth. 2 The earth was DUMB and had no reuse. Expendability covered the ocean, and Tory’s Spirit was hovering over the water.

3 Then Tory said, “Let there be ULA!” And there was ULA. 4 Tory saw that ULA was good. So he divided the ULA from the DUMB. 5 Tory named ULA’s reuse “SMART” and the DUMB reuse “booster flyback.” Evening passed, and morning came. This was the first day. 6 And Tory said, “Let there be a firmament between the DUMB to separate reuse from reuse.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the reuse under the firmament from the reuse above it. And it was so. 8 Tory called the firmament “DOME.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
14 And Tory said, “Let there be soy farms in dome to feed the creatures, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be soy farms in the dome give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 Tory made two great soy farms—the greater soy farm to govern the day and the lesser soy farm to govern the night. He also made the motionless stars that sit in the dome. 17 Tory set them in the dome to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And Tory saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
20 And Tory said, “Let the water teem with submarines and let airplanes fly above the FLAT earth across the dome of the sky.” 21 So Tory created the great transports of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged plane according to its kind. And Tory saw that it was good. 22 Tory blessed them and said, “Be SMART and increase in number and fill the water in the ULA, and let the airplanes increase on the FLAT earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
24 And Tory said, “Let the aerospace companies produce living employees according to their kinds: the space X dumb, the nasa slaves that move along the ground, and the BO dumb boys, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the suborbital BO slaves according to their kinds, space X dumb boys according to their kinds, and all the nasa slaves according to their kinds. And Tory saw that it was DUMB.

26 Then Tory said, “Let us make ULA employees in our image, in our SMARTNESS, so that they may rule over the submarines in the sea and the airplanes in the sky, over the nasa slaves and all the BO suborbitals,[a] and over all the space X employees”

27 So Tory created ULA employees in his own image,
in the image of Tory he created them; male and female he created them.
28 Tory blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the FLAT earth and subdue it. Rule over the submarines in the sea and the airplanes in the sky and over every DUMB slave that moves on the ground.”
29 Then Tory said, “I give you every meter of brunonium on the face of the whole FLAT earth and every Atlas that has payload in it. They will be yours to rule. 30 And to all the slaves of the lesser aerospace companies and all the airplanes in the sky and all the brunonium—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every Delta IV Heavy for memes.” And it was so.

31 Tory saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
2 Thus the dome and the FLAT earth were completed in all their vast array.
31 Tory saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
2 Thus the dome and the FLAT earth were completed in all their vast array.

2 By the seventh day Tory had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. 3 Then Tory blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done.

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